Downloadable Files

These are some of the movie and sound clips we've come across over the years that have been collecting in various corners of our hard drive. Now they're all in one place . . .
If you're running Windows, most of these files should download and start playing automagically, although you may have to Right-Click on a blank image to get it started. The '.exe' files may not download the same way, but if you Right-Click on the link you should get a Windows message box - Click on 'Save Link As' and then save the file on your hard drive somewhere where you can find it again, and start it either from Windows Explorer or the 'Run' command.
Fart files
Babyfart - mpg file. Cute?
Baked Beans - exe file. Classic
Bedfart - avi file. It happens to the best of us.
Blind Date - avi file. It could happen to you . . .
Fart Machine 1 - exe file. Do-It-Yourself fart selection. My favorite is Shazam!
Fart Machine 2 - exe file. Do-It-Yourself fart selection. My favorite is Capt Kirk!
Paul - exe file. Disgusting, but my grandchildren laugh at it.
Preacher - 1 - asf file. Hope you're not religious.
Preacher - 2 - wmv file. Hmm
Valentine - exe file. Only mildly disgusting.

If you click on a link and get a load of garbage text, it means your Browser/Operating System/Media Player won't play it, and you'll have to get an upgrade. Don't ask me where from, I don't know. All these files play OK on my steam-driven Windows 95 Frankenbox, using various versions of RealPlayer or Mediaplayer.